Stars and striped….

After much thought and sacramental wine, I thought I might begin with this little gem. For the fashion safety of all involved, I have concealed her identity.

Now, here in the good ol’ U.S of A, I understand and encourage the exercising the right to vote. And the good Lord knows I love stickers. (Honk if you love Jesus!) But there is a difference between wearing a sticker and coordinating your entire outfit for voting. I know for one election women were encouraged to wear pantsuits in support of our right to vote, but I think this next outfit takes the prize.

This outfit is red, white and YOU. I failed severely at getting a picture of the footwear, which I believe were either gold or red strappy heeled sandals. Now, I have to admit, the overall silhouette of the outfit is completely on point. However, I do not recommend wearing a red top with a blue skirt with white stars, except perhaps to a 4th of July parade or fireworks display, which this clearly was not. I did remind me of something straight out of my childhood. My first thought was, “where is her golden lasso?” And then came the Wonder Woman theme song and all I could see was Lynda Carter twirling around changing from Diana Prince to Wonder Woman.